Monday, January 14, 2013

Your Guide to Party Politics in the USA


Democratic Party: Trust the government.

Republican Party: Trust rich people.

Green Party: Trust the trees.

Constitution Party: Trust Jesus.

Libertarian Party: Trust rich people on heroin who love Jesus.
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6 comments:

  1. Optimistic ExistentialistJanuary 14, 2013 at 8:17 AM

    LOL I may post this link on FB :)

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  2. BerlinerinPoetJanuary 14, 2013 at 6:07 PM

    Ok, I guess I ought to vote Constitution after all, eh?

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    1. Ben DittyJanuary 16, 2013 at 5:03 PM

      They say they're religious but I'm not so sure. Free trade doesn't always seem so Christain to me.

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  3. Kendall KesslerJanuary 15, 2013 at 9:02 PM

    Saw that on Facebook. Not sure what to think about it.

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