Monday, January 14, 2013

Your Guide to Party Politics in the USA


Democratic Party: Trust the government.

Republican Party: Trust rich people.

Green Party: Trust the trees.

Constitution Party: Trust Jesus.

Libertarian Party: Trust rich people on heroin who love Jesus.

6 comments:

  1. Ok, I guess I ought to vote Constitution after all, eh?

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    1. They say they're religious but I'm not so sure. Free trade doesn't always seem so Christain to me.

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  2. Saw that on Facebook. Not sure what to think about it.

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