Mittens del gatito

People of America, wake up! Mitt Romney is NOT one of us. His father was born in Mexico. Which means, he was born in Mexico! The new birther movement has begun. We can't have  Kenyan and we can't have a Mexican! The real choice for president is obvious. David Duke has been there for this nation: in the Louisiana legislature, Republican primaries and most notably the Ku Klux Klan. He is the only candidate to stand his ground against the Jewish banking conspiracy and he will expand our newly fascist borders. Corporations and government must act as one, as Mussolini said. And no one knows Mussolini better than David Duke. After being shot down on the Eastern front in World War Two, Duke transcended and met God. He was then given a prophecy to take back to earth. His virile new body has allowed him to preach this gospel. Corporations are people, He says. They are the government and they are us. We must offer two lambs yearly to the oil companies; three steers to the insurance and weaker children to the hedge fund managers. This is the only way we will survive as a Christian nation.